The Erotic Monkey team was having a bit of a discussion the other day. What’s the wildest place you’ve ever done the deed? For starters, and surprising no one, we all had already had car dates that ended in car smut. Even one of our admins who had never had it decided to book one […]
Phallic Symbol Buttermilk
Phallic Symbol Buttermilk Poor old Tesco, as if they haven’t got enough problems at the moment. Despite their best efforts this buttermilk carton, featuring a phallic symbol, slipped through their checks and ended up on the shelves of their Irish stores! It’s not the first time the supermarket giant has been in trouble over sexual […]
The History of Escorts
In all parts of the world, where we see traces of human culture we see evidence of a sex trade. Escorts have played a significant role in every major civilisation throughout history. This has been evident from ancient Mesopotamia to the Wild West and current day societies. The practice has a very mixed history to […]
Ever Been With A Porn Star
I don’t want to imply you’re not an expert on lobbying but just in case, have you ever heard about porn stars who moonlight as escorts as well? It’s true! Although their rates are usually very high compared to your average escort, I’ve seen hourly figures from $500-$800 to all the way up to $1000-$3000. […]
Diary of a Panty Wearer
Diary of a Panty Wearer Let just start from the beginning, wearing panties and other ladies garments isn’t just a fetish of a sexual nature, many brands and styles of garments actually fit and feel more comfortable than Mens versions, which brings us to the start of this journey.. I have been into wearing panties […]
Why do you make the call?
I was wondering lately, when browsing through this website, what is it that strikes your eye and commands you to make the call and book that specific escort? My hobbyist friend I gotta say that there are many things that we have in mind during the browsing that you probably might never have given any […]
The Singles’ Gene
The Singles’ Gene When a first date with someone who seemed a great person goes awry for no obvious reason, we say the sparkle just wasn’t there. When you instantly click with a new acquaintance or, on the contrary, simply dislike someone from the get go it means there was or, respectively, wasn’t chemistry between […]
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